Monday, 21 May 2007

"Goodbye sweetheart"

Farewell Blair.

"Goodbye, sweetheart," said Mr. Bush, with tears in his eyes. "Do visit again."
Behold, Mr. Blair did. In fact, wasting no time in doing so. What is wrong with email or the phone? Maybe, Blair is looking for some job prospects. Mr. Bush could offer Mr. Blair American citizenship then the vice presidency. Eventually, Blair could run for president ahead of Schwarzenegger. Oh! Silly me. He already is: of the World Bank.
"I won’t be far behind you, Tony," said Mr. Bush, as they sat in the rose kindergarten. "I only have a year and a half to go and I’ve lost my Tonto. So, it will be high old silver away on a blinkered horse with no direction but to seek out the John Wayne’s 100th anniversary DVD set."

Now, we have another ‘B’ in charge to tighten the chains around our wallets to pay for Iraq and pursue his policy of modern slavery in the guise of cheap labour. Maybe, we should move onto the C’s. Hang on, who are the C’s? Well, one follows a certain B. Um ... Maybe we shouldn’t, or can’t as Labour steamrolls a new P.M. into office for, God knows, how long.
That’s it! Let’s vote for God and destroy the whole world in the name of religion. That way, we will never find out who the D’s will be.

Mark S. Bennison. (Author of Military Rule. Apex Publishing.)

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